Dear multiple fast food conglomerates from everywhere around the world,
I have paraded through most of my life ingesting greasy yet enormously delicious meals of fast food. It is a habit that I should certainly abandon, but the temptation awaiting as I turn every street corner is sometimes too powerful to ignore. So yes, there are times when I enter a fast food establishment and order a reasonably priced offering of what could potentially be high above the recommended daily caloric intake and then add it to my already immense 200 pound frame.
So I confess, I am a fan of fast food which is easily deducible from my waistline. However, there is one thing regarding the advertising process of fast food companies that I can no longer ignore.
Stop advertising burgers that look like this:

And selling us burgers that look like this:
I have paraded through most of my life ingesting greasy yet enormously delicious meals of fast food. It is a habit that I should certainly abandon, but the temptation awaiting as I turn every street corner is sometimes too powerful to ignore. So yes, there are times when I enter a fast food establishment and order a reasonably priced offering of what could potentially be high above the recommended daily caloric intake and then add it to my already immense 200 pound frame.
So I confess, I am a fan of fast food which is easily deducible from my waistline. However, there is one thing regarding the advertising process of fast food companies that I can no longer ignore.
Stop advertising burgers that look like this:
And selling us burgers that look like this:
Love,
Nick Murphy
UPDATE: In case you're wondering just how they make that fake ass burger look so damn tasty and tempting, allow this video to shed some light on this incredibly misleading subject:
Amen brotha
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